Wack The Recession
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Chad And Uncle Sal Want YOU! "Uncle" Sal's Vows to "Whack the Recession" With the Recession deepening weekly and tensions high. Authorities are seeking long time "made man" who calls himself "Uncle" Sal who seems to be creating a massive new crew with the likes of "Gas Can Harris" and "Popcorn C
had" around the country. Rumors have surfaced that there's a BIG JOB underway that's going to cause some serious ripples in Washington and all over the country. In efforts to calm the nerves of citizens, The White House has issued a statement that tells the American people to go on over to WalMart
and buy themselves a nice new toaster oven. Wallet-sized photos of Uncle Sal, Gas Can Harris, Popcorn Chad and the rest of the Recession Renegades are being distributed in neighborhoods across the country. Meanwhile banks continue to close and Wall Street remains as jittery as a crack fiend looking
for its next fix. Analysts are concerned that if the FBI and Department of Homeland Security don't do something to stop the efforts of the so-called "Recession Renegades", that pandemonium could result. Officials within those departments, when reached for comment pointed to a larger investigation
already underway that only the President himself can speak of. The efforts appear to be related to a much larger initiative that FBI officials are calling dubbing operation "Whack The Recession". National media attention has more than doubled in the past week and Sal's so called "Recession Renegade
s" are growing in number by the day. "Uncle Sal" is unavailable for questioning. And neighbors of "Gas Can Harris" say that Gas Can was always so helpful before --- mowing neighbors lawns --- trimming bushes --- and helping the elderly cross the street. While friends and family members of "Popcorn C
had" weren't at all surprised. The media points to a general unrest in the country fueled by the relentless rise of energy and food prices, steep declines in home prices and record consumer feelings of disappointment with everything around them. Concern grows that this could become an all out natio
nal movement for change, and we all know that presidential hopeful, Barack Obama, has the market cornered on "Grassroots Movements" and "Change". So, if "Uncle Sal", "Gas Can Harris", and "Popcorn Chad", aren't careful - they're gonna start something that nobody can finish. Go NOW and out more, an
d Wack The Recession HERE! http://www.chadvannorman.com/blog/fight-the-war-on-recession/
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I think you got the sense of humor well covered but are yoy serious about the war you declare on Recession I mean Im no politician but you betta have a good trick up your slleve.